Description:
Okay, so there’s these cadets, see… and they dress in manly uniforms, but get this… they have sex with each other! Crazy, huh?
That’s pretty much all you need to know… the rest is just details. This mostly al fresco military manfest delivers the traditional porn staples (mouth, penis, butt) in the traditional order without a hell of a lot of fanfare. Nonetheless, it’s a decent effort that does deliver some jumbo piece for those who care about that sort of thing.
The opening coupling is one of the highlights - a groan-filled flesh party starring real-life lovers Evans and Banes. Banes’s near-smoothness contrasts nicely with Evans’s hirsute he-man chest. These boys love what they do, and they love each other’s bodies even more. After some spirited suckee-suckee, Evans kicks off a lengthy chow-down on Banes’s heavily forested balloon-knot. It’s like he’s got shag carpeting down there
Anyway, after Evan’s gets a mouthful of fur, he risks rug burn by poking the aforementioned fuzz-tunnel with his ding-dong. Then they flip-flop, so that Evans is on the receiving end of a red-hot man sword. Groans, yelps, whinnies, bleats and caterwauling are heard as the act reaches its climax.
In the next scene, your stiffie may become a "halfie." It’s a lackluster suck n’ fuck between Fleece and Schneider. Fleece certainly has an impressive pickle, but his wooden demeanor and the overall lack of interest drains the scene of its sexual power. You do get to hear crashing waves and gaily-chattering gulls in the background, though.
If you like watching a guy suck another guy's weenie for what seems like two hours then you’ll delight in the next scene, where Mann does just that to Thrust’s xxxtra large dingle. Fortunately, Mr. Mann is spared lockjaw when he’s given a reprieve - if your idea of a reprieve is having a huge schlong relentlessly plowing your ass.
The film’s final scene is a goodie. The wondrously over-endowed Spike has his legendary organ spit-shined by Knight. The scene blends a slow eroticism with a fiery passion that’s sure to put some tingle in your dingle.
With: George Fleece, Spike, Barry Schneider, Johnny Thrust, Eric Evans, Brent Banes, Michael Knight, Eric Mann
